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Sometimes I wonder what reactions some of the Bleach captains/lieutenants would have to the things said about them online and I just cackle so hard. I think Shunsui would be very flattered at least.

Shunsui would be a tumblerina in the realest way possible. He would be sending out posts like 'Nanao-chan said no naps before noon anymore ):' and responding to thirsts about him without shame. Complete with little emoticons before hitting you with the 'Feels nice to hear!' and 'How inspiring!'

If anyone would be very cool about the concept of online thirsting it is Shunsui Kyoraku 100%.

I think there would be plenty who would just pretend it doesn't exist Byakuya, for SURE, is pretending to have never gazed upon a screen in his life if the subject arises. Although considering how steady his daily routine is, the odds are if he's seen anything it's been via another shinigami shoving their soul phone in his face to show him what's what. Probably Rukia.

Hisagi, Renji, Rukia, Matsumoto, and those of that generation are fucking jazzed about it mostly. They're having drinks and tittering about who can find the best compliment or the most down bad thirst. They, with their combined brain powers, have probably found a way to make a group chat by now, even. With the power of the manual. And team work.

As long as we gloss over the paranoid death god association being paranoid about a bunch of people online knowing about them, I think most of them would be mildly flattered or have fun with it if they found out but wouldn't pay it a ton of mind.